The Port Clinton Stallions

The Port Clinton Stallions are a professional Roofball team that plays in The Quentinian Roofball Organization. In that league, they play in The Eastern Roofball Conference, in The ERC Southeast along with The David City Bureaucrats and The Kahoot Krushers. They have won The QRO Champions Cup three times, once in 1965, once in 1974, and their most recent one in 2005, and they play in the city of Port Clinton, in their stadium Patty Memorial Stadium. Their current coach is Xavier Patrickson, and the owner of the team is Samantha Hillary.

The Stallions logo, updated in 1998

History

The Stallions were founded in 1942 by Patty Hillary, a member of the extremely wealthy Hillary family in the Port Clinton area. Patty was a big enthusiast of the game, and poured lots of her money into the team. They were decently successful at first, and won two conference championships in the '50s. They had a good winning percentage throughout that decade, and into the '60s continued to be successful. Finally in 1965 they won The QRO Champions Cup for the first time. Into the '70s the team continued to be successful, being led by numerous legendary players throughout these successful years, including SM Rick Chafolsky, WO Sammie Lutz, and CT Selena Lakovekx.

Suddenly, in 1978, Patty Hillary died, and the team was absolutely devastated. The new owner, Ronald Hillary, was not as willing as Patty to pour his personal money into the team, and though in 1974 they won their second Champions Cup, led by Lutz on the outside and Faskal Daps as their SM, during the '80s and early '90s the team suffered from a lack of funds, and the success of other teams tore the Stallions from the spotlight, although they still had loyal fans in the city, that was about it.

Finally, in the late 1990's the team started to become successful again, led by a new owner, Samantha Hillary, and one of the greatest coaches in terms of strategy in history, Buck Nellison. The team made it to two ERC Championships in the late '90s, but could never get to the Cup. In 2003 they got to the Cup, but lost to The Verisitium Vipers. Finally in 2005, led by WO Gwendell Stacy and defensive CT Addison Monches, they won their 3rd and most recent Champions Cup. Trying to win it again in 2007 after another successful season, they were on the verge of victory when The Shocking Miracle of 2007 happened, leading The Kumar City Shock to win.

The Stallions had a few more successful seasons, however owner Hillary wasn't satisfied with the performance, and in 2011 Nellison was fired. This kicked off a string of losing seasons for the Stallions, and today, after losing several players, the Stallions are a very mediocre team in the league, not making the Tournament since 2013.

Roster

The overall roster for the Stallions consists of a total of 21 players, 11 on the starting lineup and 10 players on the alternate lineup. The starting lineup consisting of 11 players is as follows:

Starterman: Radall Holvum, Penetramen: Hillary Milton and Lauren Bolshevik, Wide-Outs: Gwendell Stacy, Riley Borjous, Allison Maldef, Ace Noinstict, and Bob Musk, Center Tussler: Jackson Kirspon, End Tussler: Christian Verisitor, and Sharpie: Xavier Linx.

The Stallions also have an alternate lineup that consists of 10 players. The alternate lineup is as follows:

Starterman: Mina Psueterson, Penetramen: Walter Davies Jr., Dusk Liggtig, and Tristina Falcon, Wide-Outs: Cavalier Korver and Dustin Risers, Center Tussler: Ravi Sallopakau, End Tusslers: Dwayne Yorfall and James Fondue, and Sharpie: Benjamin Putz.